Here are today's signs of the apocalypse:
This is what Baywatch does to you,
But wait! There's MORE!
Is anyone really surprised?
I got this link from a friend...it would be hilarious except that I'm pretty sure it's a documentary: The Facebook Stalker Song
Oh, and all of you find individuals who know my math score on the SAT. Here is how that happens. I know what the F of X is; I just can't answer because I have an incurable disease so back off.