Nicholas: Who made poison ivy?
Me: God did.
Nicholas: Why? And why did He make bad animals? Oh, I know, so they can have cool shows on Animal Planet. But then, if there were no stingrays, we'd still have a Crocodile Hunter. You know, if brains weren't made, I wouldn't be smart. How'd I get so smart anyway? Oh yeah, God.
Quite a conversation and I barely talked.