Perhaps she needs a cuppa herself!

I went to my local coffee shop this afternoon to get my pick-me-up all by myself. My favorite barista was sound asleep, recovering from a late at night, far away soccer match. The girl behind the counter asked my preference.

Me:  A small coffee cooler with a scoop of chips, please.

She: (looking perplexed) Um, you want potato chips in your coffee?

Me: No, dear, espresso chips, just a scoop...

She: Oh good, I'm not sure we have potato chips.